The Weiner Rule

As demonstrated by a master of spin control yesterday, here is the Weiner Rule (TM) formerly known as the Clinton Method-

Lie...about your actions.

Deny...any responsibility.

Cry...live on national TV is best, but on camera at a minimum.

Rely...on the voters to forget their outrage before the next election.

The most appealing part of the Weiner Rule is the simplicity of remembering the four components; each contains the sound 'I', which is naturally the most often used word by any politician anyways.