As a cat owner (currently waiting for the go-order from the Pink-Six to get a dog) I thought this video was hilarious. As a man diametrically opposed to the idiots at PETA, I just had to post it and share.
H/T to Uncle Jimbo
That I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States and the State of Minnesota against all enemies, foreign and domestic. The ravings of an infantryman far and long from the home he left, but trying to find his place in this world.